Hell fire:
a nigerian sinner died and went to hell. On getting there he saw that each country had its own hell,so he set out to look for the hell with the least level of punishment. He decided to make enquiries at the german hell and he was told that he would sit on an electric chair for one 1hr and lie on a bed of nails for another 1 hr, then be flogged by the german devil.He tried others but they were all the same until he got to the nigerian hell and met a long line, what's wrong? he asked, he was told that due to constant power failure the electric hardly worked! the contractor that was supposed to supply the bed of nails had absconded with the money,the nigerian devil that was to conduct the flogging was a civil servant and was hardly ever seen at work except to sign in and out,so the sinner settled for the nigerian hell! at least he could relax for a long time before his term for punnishment comes
